this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on
put the money in the bagzinga
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
"not all men are terrible” you are right. there’s patrick stump. all men are terrible except for patrick stump.
it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second
and totally feel comfortable enough to ask me to tag something that bothers you bc there are so many things that trigger people that i wouldn’t even think about and i’m sorry if i do that but let me know!
PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD MISTAKE THIS LAUNDRY FOR A KNEELING CHILD IF NOT LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT
how is anyone supposed to reach teh toilet paper
..Brother, what the fuck are you talking about?
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?